Friday, March 14, 2008

Tagged with the middle name Meme

I don't usually do these, but Dr. Zaius said he would perform experimental brain surgery on my after the Apepocalypse if I didn't comply, so here goes.

N- I enjoy being negative but more for humors sake, than a negative outlook on life
A- My favorite insult to hurl at other people? You Asshole
T- I stabbed a wino when I was ten (not really, but I think it's a funny thing to say when your pretending to be tough)
H- I have worn many hats throughout my working career, including but not just, caddy, dishwasher, bike courier, sales assistant, technical support specialist, short order cook, haute cuisine cook, busboy, pizza boy, and vintage clothe shop manager.
A- I love to antagonize tailgaters when they are behind me on the road. You start to ride my bumper, I will slow down an extra few MPH and do everything I can to not let you pass...I am a small and petty man
N- I almost never take my shirt off in public (or private for that matter), who wants to see my fat ass stomach anyways? And I bet the glare of the sun off my pale skin would blind a normal person.

Well, that's the done! I tag Sassylil'lady who also happens to be my wife, maybe it'll get her to post something on her blog that she never touches!!

3 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

I love the antagonizers now that I have my Touraeg. Just try and stop me from passing you!

Whiskeymarie said...

I love the word asshole. It's got some heft to it & gets the point across very simply.

I do the same thing to tailgaters. It will probably get me shot someday, but the jerks deserve it.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! The smaller and pettyier the better, I always say!