"Okay, lemme see here, this here's the NIE huh? Uncle Dick, will you read it to me? There's some powerfully big words in there. Don't you go making up stuff neither Uncle Dick, like last time, I likes my stories just the way they is."
UPDATE: A good point, considering Uncle Dick is STILL pushing for a war with Iran
“It must be understood that since our intelligence agencies don’t believe Iran has a nuclear weapons program, it also means that they don’t know where such a program would be physically located if it did exist. This means that any desires of Dick Cheney and his people to bomb Iran simply involve… bombing the shit out of Iran.”
These are very scary people